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Hey Canada, I think you were being a little too flip about handjobs. Serious business. But I salute your centrism, and your gentlemanly disagreement. And I'm pro-contraception, for whatever that's worth. Though I should remind you, as you condemn American polarization, that you kids did give us the truckers' "Freedom Convoy," the worst use of freedom-as-a-modifier since "Freedom Fries." It was BJ and The Bear meets Alex Jones. I realize that Canada's favorite export is self-congratulation, but as the Good Book says, "Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye!"

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Hey, come on! I was the one that brought up the Convoy! And I was *absolutely * being too flip about handjobs! 🤣

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I appreciate your honesty. Maybe we could join forces and start a bi-national advocacy group promoting contraception during handjobs. Who wants to clean up that mess?

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Never again. NEVER AGAIN will I complain about flipness or the lack thereof! 😂

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