Slack Tide by Matt Labash

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Get 30 percent off an annual subscription. Plus, an ode to lost magic places.
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Disgusting
Forget regime change in Iran, how about here?
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To Bomb, Or Not To Bomb
Should we jump into the Israel/Iran War?
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Trump's Parade of Horribles
Plus, what the Bible says about immigrants, a bluebirds-over-sparrows victory, and the loss of Sly Stone and Brian Wilson
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The Assholocaust
Trump vs. Elon: No matter who loses, we win!
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May 2025

Is Donald Trump Losing His Mojo?
All-you-can-eat humiliation tacos
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Declarations And Graduations
Declaring against declarations, plus, when your children leave childhood
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The Ben Shapiro "Honesty" Hustle
Has King Donald's Qatari private jet gift finally gone too far for MAGA? Don't hold your breath
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Push Back Against The Monsters
A mini-rant about the Trump administration's disgraceful Libya deportation plans
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The Secret To Happiness
Don't chase it too hard, plus, what blue catfish teach us about living
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April 2025

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